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JP1000
12 October 2007 @ 12:43 pm
The year is 1959. Jonathan T-Bone Bradley, an out-of-work auto mechanic in Highland Park, California, is busy writing a song.



Pretty Miss Daisy, you’re driving me crazy ..

Pretty Miss Daisy, you’re driving me crazy ..

um …

lets see ..

Pretty Miss Daisy, you’re driving me crazy ..

Gonna take you to the drive-in and make you my baby..

no!

Gonna take you to the drive-in and I don’t mean maybe..

 

no, that’s even worse!

 

Frannie: “Honey? Where are you?”

 

Bradley: “I’m in the garage, baby. Working on some rock n’ roll!”

 

Frannie: “I just got a letter in the mail. Look at this. It seems you won some contest!”

 

Bradley: “No kidding? C’mere! Let me see what it says”

 

CONGRATULATIONS, MR JONATHAN BRADLEY!

YOU HAVE WON THE WNLJ/WINSTON CIGARETTES MEET NEIL SEDAKA CONTEST!

 

mm.mm… September 18th .. mm.mm...Backstage Pass … mmm.mmmm .. Arrive at 7:00

 

Bradley: “Bingo! This is my lucky break! A chance to meet Neil Sedaka! I can’t believe how lucky I am!! All my work is finally going to pay off!

 

Let’s see …

 

Pretty Miss Daisy, you’re driving me crazy ..

Pretty Miss Daisy, you’re driving me crazy ..

I’m gonna take you in my arms because you’re my baby..


 

SEPT 18, 1959: THE PASADENA CIVIC AUDITORIUM

 

Backstage Attendant:  Well, hello! You must be Jonathan Bradley! Mr Sedaka has been waiting to meet you! If you’ll just step this way.

Bradley: Thank you.

Backstage Attendant:  I’m sure you’re nervous, but don’t be!

 

(knock-knock-knock)

 

Backstage Attendant:  Mr. Sedaka? The contest winner is here to meet you!

 

Neil Sedaka: Wonderful! Send him in! …

 

(the door opens)

 

Neil Sedaka: Well, hello Mr Contest Winner! … You can leave Jeffrey.

 

Bradley: Hello Mr Sedaka. It’s an honor to meet you.

 

Neil Sedaka: Oh, the honor is all mine! One of the greatest thrills for me is to meet my fans. If it wasn’t for …

 

Bradley: Alright, shut the fuck up and get on the ground!

 

Neil Sedaka: Wha ..?

 

Bradley: I said get on the ground, motherfucker! Let’s go!! … Where’s your money?

 

Neil Sedaka: I can’t believe ..

 

[WHOOMP!]

 

Neil Sedaka: <OOOF!>.. OH, MY GOD!!

 

Bradley: WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR MONEY, YOU GODDAMN LITTLE FRUIT?!! TELL ME OR I’LL BLOW YOUR FUCKIN’ HEAD OFF!!

 

Neil Sedaka:  OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!.. YOU CAN HAVE MY MONEY! OH, GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!

 

Bradley: SNIVELLING LITTLE BITCH! YOU MAKE ME SICK! YOU AND ALL YOUR SHITTY RECORDS!! YOU’RE KILLING ROCK N’ ROLL!!

 

Neil Sedaka:  <crying> WHY? .. WHY? … <OOOF!>.. WHHYYYYY??!!!

 

[BOOM!]

 

Police: FREEZE! HANDS UP IN THE AIR!

 

Bradley: SHIT!!



       SEPT 19, 1959: THE PASADENA COUNTY JAIL

            Pretty Miss Daisy, you’re driving me crazy ..
           Pretty Miss Daisy, you’re driving me crazy ..
                      
                       um …
 

Pretty Miss Daisy, you’re driving me crazy .. 
           20 years in prison and I don't mean maybe ..

                       That's good!

 

 

 
 
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